The Allied States of Night Owl 5 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 1.324 billion Night Owl 5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Night Owl 5ian economy, worth 45.6 trillion banks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,443 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Night Owl 5's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Night Owl 5 is ranked 166,570^th in the world and 341^st in Oofery for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 76.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.